5/22/06 07:27 pm - <~~~~shes not dead!!!
Im not dead people! In fact, Kyle can vouch....because he came to visit me today! Ive just been working all the damn time. I had an interview with the law office...but i never heard anything back. Oh well...
Nothing else has really been going on. Working and doing things for the wedding! We had the bachlorette party saturday night....and it was so much fun! I made her a penis cake! We went down to 4th street for awhile, and ended up at Wet Willys. Nicole, the maid of honor, rented a limo....and they decided to upgrade the limo at no extra charge....so we ended up in a H3 stretch hummer limo! How great is that???? That shit was tight! We had soooooo much fun! I havent had that much fun in the longest time!
Right now im kinda bored. I want to go to target....mainly just to get out of the house...but justin wont go....hes bein GAY! lol....
I miss everybody...i feel so outta the loop with everything. I never get to talk to Peezy...or eric...or my beffers.....or anybody at all really.... We all need to hang out! One of these days we will have a big ol party at my crib! So you guys dont have to spend money on hotel rooms anymore!
Dear Spiderman (Alex)
Im sorry that i didnt get a chance to even call you the day of your graduation party. I had to work the whole day...and mike came in and reminded me 2 days later. Congrats on graduating! And good luck to you in the future!
I think im offa here....im gonna drag his ass out to target no matter what!
Chuck Norris walks with somewhat of a limp; this is not the result of a stunt injury, as certain media accounts have insinuated, but because of his cumbersome rhinoceros balls
Chuck Norris was at home relaxing one day when his doorbell rang and an Avon makeup lady was at his doorstep selling makeup. He was so pissed off he roundhouse kicked all of her makeup in her face and she's been unable to get it off since. Today we call her Cher.
Every time Chuck Norris throws a roundhouse kick, all women within 5 miles of Chuck immediately achieve orgasm